‘As an introvert, it’s no surprise that I hate the airport. As a regular traveller, however, it’s a necessary evil (mainly because I don’t have my own private jet…yet) to get me to where I want to be…’
‘They come in fabulous little 100ml sizes and they even come complete with their very own clear plastic bag. It’s almost as if they were actually designed for going on holiday… ‘
‘Nothing makes my airport stay better than not being around All The People…’
You haven’t lived until you’ve played ‘Where Are They Going?’ at your chosen airport terminal. It’s not always the most politically correct game ever. However, you can separate a stag party heading to Krakow from a business woman off to London. Les and I have become quite skilled at working out who’s headed to Spain and Orlando Unfortunately, we suck at working out who’s going to Rome.
This game passes time in the most entertaining way. However, I will warn you that it can be rather difficult not to cheer out loud. Particularly when someone you’ve tagged as heading to the European Parliament to lobby MEPs suddenly jumps up when the Brussels flight is announced.
I imagine that the glamorous older lady on her way to a gorgeous spa in Mexico would be pissed if you’d labelled her as the next Shirley Valentine, so do keep your voice down. Also, please let me know which airport you play at and how many you get right. I must know.
What are your tips for relaxing at the airport?